Friday Fun: October 29, 2021

We love this week’s Friday Fun jokes, they get us right down to our funny bones!

Every Friday at 6pm, join me on my Facebook Lives for Friday Fun! Where puns, jokes, and funny stories are always possible. Didn’t catch the live this week? Here are some of our favourite one-liners!

Skeleton party

Why don’t skeletons like parties? Because they don’t have the guts

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs

🎺What is the skeleton’s favourite instrument? The trombone

Why didn’t the vampire have any friends? Because he is a pain in the neck 🧛 

🧹Why do witches fly on brooms? Because they are afraid of flying off the handle

Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? Because there was no point to it ☠️

Ghost

What did the ghost teacher say to her class? Watch the board and I’ll go through it again

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream

👻 What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist

What do you get by dividing the circumference of a pumpkin with its diameter? Pumpkin Pi 🎃

⚰️ Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin

Why don’t mummies take vacations? Because they’re afraid if they relax, they’ll unwind🦇


I have coached and mentored individuals and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!

Don’t forget to join me next Monday, November 1st for my weekly Facebook Live where I will be bringing you a new challenge for the new month!

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About Heather O ‘Reilly

I have coached and mentored individuals, and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!

Join me and start your journey to spark meaningful change in your life. Discover new strategies and develop good habits by registering for our upcoming workshops at heatherlynnecoaching.com/workshops

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