Friday Fun: September 17, 2021
This week, we are really showing off our taste in jokes for Friday Fun!
Every Friday at 6pm, join me on my Facebook Lives for Friday Fun! Where puns, jokes, and funny stories are always possible. Didn’t catch the live this week? Here are some of our favourite one-liners!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
When potatoes have babies, what are they called? Tater Tots.
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary:
Pillsbury Doughboy was was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased tin coffin
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and of course, Cap’n Crunch!
The gravesite was piled high with flours
Sugar Cinnamon delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, his two children John and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is survived by his elderly father Pop Tart
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What did the grape say when he was sat on? Nothing, he just let out a little wine
I have coached and mentored individuals and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
Don’t forget to join me next Monday, September 20th for my weekly Facebook Live where I will be bringing you a new challenge for the new month!
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About Heather O ‘Reilly
I have coached and mentored individuals, and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
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