Friday Fun: September 3, 2021
This week, we’ll be ‘horsing’ around with Friday Fun!
Every Friday at 6pm, join me on my Facebook Lives for Friday Fun! Where puns, jokes, and funny stories are always possible. Didn’t catch the live this week? Here are some of our favourite zingers!
Did you hear about the kid who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The Doctor described his condition as stable
A cowboy purchased a horse from a pastor.
The pastor explains, “To make the horse go, you gotta yell, ‘Thank God’, and to make it stop, yell ‘Hallelujah.’”
The cowboy rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight off a cliff!! Desperately searching his memory, he finally yells to the horse, “Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”
The horse grinds to a halt just at the edge of the cliff. The cowboy wipes the sweat from his face.
“Phew!” the cowboy sighs out loud. “Thank God!!”
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of WHOA!
Signs in a grocery store
🥚 Below a basket of eggs: Boneless chicken $0.35 each 🐔
🧀 Between four baskets of cheese: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton”
🥕 Below bags of carrots: 1lb bag snowman noses $0.88 ☃️
🧄 Below a shelf of garlic: Vampire repellent 🧛
I have coached and mentored individuals and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
Don’t forget to join me next Monday, September 6th for my weekly Facebook Live where I will be bringing you a new challenge for the new month!
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About Heather O ‘Reilly
I have coached and mentored individuals, and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
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