Friday Fun: November 12, 2021
This week’s jokes for Friday Fun are udderly hilarious!
Every Friday at 6pm, join me on my Facebook Lives for Friday Fun! Where puns, jokes, and funny stories are always possible. Didn’t catch the live this week? Here are some of our favourite one-liners!
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder!
(I just love udderly ridiculous jokes!)
Hey! What’s your beef?
Is it past ~ ure bedtime or something?
Okay, okay, now I know I’m just milking it!!
Alright! I’ll just mooooooove on!
A couple were going on vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work and had to stay behind for a day. So they agreed the husband would go ahead as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day.
When the husband got to the hotel and had checked in he thought he should send his wife a quick email, letting her know he’d arrived okay.
As he typed in her email address, he made a typo and his email was sent to an elderly preacher’s wife instead. It just so happened that her husband, the local preacher, had sadly died just the day before.
When the grieving old preacher’s wife checked her emails she read the one from the holiday maker, let out an awful and loud piercing scream and promptly gained onto the floor.
At the sound of her scream and subsequent fall, her family rushed into the room. They tended to her then looked at her computer screen and saw this email:
Dearest Wife:
Just arrived and checked into the room. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow!
PS: It sure is hot down here!!!
My cousin says you don’t always get what you pay for. He’s a nice guy but a terrible delivery driver!
Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his Dad if he could start using the family car
His dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring up your grades from a C to a B average, study your Bible a bit each day, and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment and decided he would settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks the dad said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve noticed you’ve been studying your Bible, but I’m a bit disappointed you haven’t gotten your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even stronger evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
Hi dad replied, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”
I have coached and mentored individuals and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
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About Heather O ‘Reilly
I have coached and mentored individuals, and facilitated small groups for over 30 years. I am a strong proponent of walking the walk and talking the talk. When I know something works, I like to pass it on to others!
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